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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Thought of the Day: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking. C.F.

Thought of the Day: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking. C.F.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
If you ever fall over in public, pick yourself up and say

If you ever fall over in public, pick yourself up and say "sorry it's been a while since I inhabited a body." And just walk away.

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